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7-ELEVEN TO LAUNCH IN-HOUSE BRAND OF WINE

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All right. Now that that’s out of the way, let me just say, it’s about time! What a brilliant revenue stream. You buy cheap wine from 7-Eleven, and when you get the munchies, go back and stock up on microwave burritos.

Although I think they messed up one part – the name. The wine is called Yosemite Road. To me, Yosemite Road sounds like every other winery out there.

To me, half the fun would be arriving at a party with a bottle of Slurrrper(R) or The Really Big Gulp(R), or some other franchised name. People would ask, “Where did you get that? 7-Eleven?” And that’s how the marketing buzz begins.

Pun intended.

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by Marisa LaVallee Brand Futurist The Republik Corporal Strategic Ops

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